Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."
— Nikki Morris, Blog Her
(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party? How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?
I know one thing.
Her biological clock has stopped. But the imagery in her sign tugged on the uterus of every woman of childbearing-age within a 10-mile radius.
What Funny Yard Sale Signs have you seen lately? Post your favorites in a comment so we can laugh with you!
Happy Yard Saling!
P.S. I combed the web for the best free printable garage sale signs, so you don't have to! If you need a sign for an upcoming sale, be sure to check out my post, "Top 10 Free Printable Garage Sale Signs."
Also, if you have time, I would love to get your feedback on the garage sale signs I created for Zazzle: Garage Sale Signs with Stakes by CraigslistGarageSale
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