Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."
— Nikki Morris, Blog Her
Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party? How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor? I know one thing.
Her biological clock has stopped. But the imagery in her sign tugged on the uterus of every woman of childbearing-age within a 10-mile radius.
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