YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Retired Uterus

Funny Yard Sale Sign - Uterus is Retired

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 Nikki Morris, Blog Her


Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave


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her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  Then there's the matter of her replacement.... Do they promote from within?

I know one thing.

The woman who made this Baby Yard Sale sign is a genius.

Her biological clock has stopped. But the imagery in her sign tugged on the uterus of every woman of childbearing-age within a 10-mile radius.



—Happy Yard Saling!


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