FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK Retired Uterus

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 — Nikki Morris, Blog Her              

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  

I know one thing.

FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK: oops

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale"

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this kid's parents are out of town. Someone should warn the poor guy to expect them home early. That's what happens in

YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Maybe you shouldn't sell Coke

Just sayin'.

YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Is it a yard sale, or...?

One of the more creative yard sale signs we've seen reads,  "Is it a Yard Sale or a really inexpensive department store? Come and see for yourself!" At the very least, I would feel compelled to stop by this yard sale and compliment the sign maker. How about you? Do creative yard sale signs motivate you to check out sales more than the average sign?