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400+ Irresistible Garage Sale Headlines - From Traditional to Irreverent

 

Garage Sale Headlines

Garage Sale Headlines Examples Palooza

It's no secret that advertising is essential to a garage sale's success. After all, the only people who can show up are people who know about it. The problem is, in order for most people to learn about your sale, they have to first notice, then read your sign or garage sale ad — and you only have about 8 seconds for your garage sale headline to convince them to do it.




Clever Garage Sale Headlines

CLEVER GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

Annual (Fun)draiser
So many steals someone might call the cops!
More Treasure than a Sunken Pirate Ship
Bring a Straight Jacket...Our Prices Are Insane!
Roll Up Your Sleeves and Rummage!
Time to Get Junk Drunk!
Hit the Brakes! This Yard Sale's Worth Stopping For! (sign)
You. Yard Sale. Pyrex. (Need we say more?)
Shopaholic Repents. Mega Garage Sale
Best Sale Since K-Mart Closed
Estate Sale. All of the Stuff My Kids Said They Don't Want to Inherit
My Husband's Making Me Sell Stuff
Amateur Flea Market
Wheel-n-Deal Weekend
Dicker Days!
Stuff You Can Resell on eBay for a Profit!
If you can read this sign you're too close to this Yard Sale to pass it up. (sign)
Too Fat to Fit in My Clothes. Too Poor to Buy Anything New. Please Come to My Garage Sa...
Everything But the Kitchen Sink (Unless you want a sink, in that case make an offer)
Come to Our Yard Sale for a Chance to Win $1 Million (Very small chance. Lie.) 





TRADITIONAL GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

Huge Garage Sale
Everything Must Go!
Garage Sale Weekend
Super Saturday Yard Sa...
Garage Sale! One Day Only!
Garage Sale Today!
2-Day Garage Sa...
Garage Sale Fundraiser
Spring Cleaning Yard Sale
Something for Everyone
Garage Sale/Yard Sale
Estate Garage Sa...
Huge Estate Garage Yard Sale
Family Garage Sa...
End Of Summer Yard Sale
Yard Sale - New & Used Items
HUGE Garage Sale! Follow the red balloons!
HUGE 4-Family Yard Sale! Follow the pink signs!
Estate Sale-Call First for Appointment (Enid / Mustang / Yukon)
Join Us This Weekend for a Garage Sa...
Yard Sale Starts 8am Aug 14
June 1st Yard Sale
Sun-Mon Yard Sale (Rain or Shine)
5/20 Yard Sale Corner of Drexyl and NW 43rd
Annual Church Sidewalk Sale
Multi-Generation Garage Sa...
Yard Sale, Many Unopened Items
Furniture - Action Figures - Second Hand Items
Storage Unit Garage Sa...
Parking Lot Sa...
Cul-de-sac Sale
Driveway Sa...
She-Shed Sa...
Barn Sa...

_____________(Location) Garage Sale 
  • "Oklahoma City Garage Sale" 
  • "Downtown Garage Sale"
  •  "Windsor Hills Garage Sale"

________ (Type of sale or Location) Garage Sale, Rain or Shine
  • "2nd Annual Stonebriar Garage Sale, Rain or Shine"
  • "Sand Springs [GS], Rain or Shine"

(# of families participating)________-Family Garage Sale
  • "3-Family Garage Sale"
  • "Multiple-Family [YS]"

SHORT, EFFECTIVE GARAGE SALE ADS

Fill in the blank with your location:

Eclectic in ______________
  •     "Eclectic in Enid"
Downsizing in ___________
  •     "Downsizing Downtown"
Best _________ Garage Sale
  •     "Best Bethany Garage Sale"
Marvelous  _________ Garage Sale
  •     "Marvelous Miami Garage Sale"

ANNUAL GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

It's Baaaaaaaack ... [Henderson's] Annual Yard Sale Blow Out!
It's time for the Annual [Briar Creek] Garage Sale
Mark Your Calendar! [Tulsa's] Annual City Wide Yard Sale is Set for April 23rd
Good News Garage Salers! [Riverbend's] Annual [Neighborhood Garage Sale] Starts [This Weekend] 
Mark Your Calendar and Join Us [June 15th] for the [5th Annual] [Briarwood Creek Garage Sa...]
It Only Happens Once A Year. Don't Miss [Piedmont's] [Annual City Wide Garage Sa...]
Rave Reviews every Year...The Annual [Woodland Park] Garage Sale Starts [Friday]
You haven't been to a Yard sale until you've been to [Mesta Park's] Annual Sale. 
Only [2] Days, [13] Hours, [24] Minutes and Counting Until This Year's [Stevenson Family] Garage Sale. 
Don't Forget to Set Your Alarm! The Annual [People for Pets Yard Sale Fundraiser] Starts Bright and Early at [7AM] this [Saturday]  
Biggest (or Best) Annual Garage Sale ________ (geographical area) 
  •   "Biggest Annual Garage Sale North of the River"
  •   "Best Annual Garage Sale in the Tri-State Area"
  •   "Biggest Annual Garage Sale in the Oklahoma City Metro
Grab your walking shoes and raid your piggy bank! Your favorite annual garage sale is (when) _______ (name or location)________.
  •   "Grab your walking shoes and raid your piggy bank! Your favorite annual garage sale is this weekend in Norman "
  •   "Grab your walking shoes and raid your piggy bank! Your favorite annual garage sale is June 3rd in Washington Heights"
  •   "Grab your walking shoes and raid your piggy bank! Your favorite annual garage sale is next weekend at Bob and Margo Smith's in Midwest City"


Community Garage Sale Headlines


HEADLINES FOR COMMUNITY GARAGE SALES

It's Time for the Eastlake Community Garage Sale - Are you ready?
Garage Sales Gone Wild!!! 
Garage Sale Days
13 Yard Sales in ONE Neighborhood!
Community Yard Sale Sell-a-bration
The Holy Grail of Community Garage Sales
Neighborhood Garage Sale - [30]+ Homes!
One Neighborhood - Dozens of Sales!
Yard Sale Mania!
Food Trucks and Great Deals
Multi-Home Neighborhood Sale
Community Yard Sale & Flea Market
Whole Neighborhood Yard Sale
Multi-Family Neighborhood Garage Sale
Yard Sale!! (Part of [Surrey Hills] Neighborhood Sale)
Community Wide Yard Sale
[Surrey Hills] HOA Garage Sale
Subdivision-Wide Super  Sale
Block Sale - Several Homes Participating
Bigger and Better Than Ever! Don't Miss the Annual  [Surrey Hills] Neighborhood Garage Sale
HUGE EVENT - 10th Annual [Surrey Hills] Neighborhood Garage Sale
It's Finally Here! [The Elmhurst Avenue] Community Yard Sale
Come Early or Shop Late, But Don't Miss the [Regency Park] Yard Sale. It's Gonna Be Great!
Come Shop more stuff in a single stop at the [Crown Heights] Neighborhood Garage Sale
Exceptional Annual Tag Sale - Not to Be Missed! 
Who's Up for a Treasure Hunt?
Weekend-long Sale-a-thon

MOVING SALE AD EXAMPLES

Moving Sale - No More Room on the Truck!
[MS] - Selling Everything Fast!
[MS] - Many Items FREE!
[MS] - Make Offers!
[MS] - Everything Goes!
Moving Out Sale
We'd Rather Sell It Than Move It!
Huge Pre-Moving Purge
Packed [MS] in (location) _________
[MS] - Entire Household
Moving Out-of-State Sale
Come Buy Our Stuff So We Don't Have to Move It
Sellin Everything Cheap 'Cause We Don't Wanna Move It
C ya! Movin' On Up Sale
M  O  V  I  N  G - S  A  L  E
We're Moving!
Massive [MS]
Massive Make Offer [MS]
Moving After 20 Years in the Same House



HIGH QUALITY GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

Upscale Garage Sa...
No Trash, Just Treasures
High-End Garage Sa...
Luxury Yard Sale
Your Treasure Awaits
5 Star Garage Sa...
World Class Junk
Stuff You'll Love
Designer Label Garage Sa...
We’re Only Sellin the Good Junk
Amazing Garage Sale Finds
A Clean & Organized — Everything on Hangers — Garage Sale
Everything Must Go - Upscale Stuff for Pennies on the Dollar
New & Used Designer Shoes 80%  OFF Retail
Estate Sale Items Yard Sale
Distinguished Garage Sa...
Quality Home Goods in Wide Range of Styles
No Junk Yard Sale
Family Yard Sale - Quality Items
Luxury Maitland Smith Estate Sale

DON'T MISS THIS GARAGE SALE (It's the best!)

The One Sale You Shouldn't Miss
Come see us today or you'll hate yourself tomorrow
Don’t Miss This Yard Sale
Garage Sale of a Lifetime
The Ultimate Yard Sale
The Yard Sale of All Yard Sales
Best Garage Sale, Ever
Yard Sale of the Year
Yard Sale Heaven
Tremendous Tag Sale
Better than Amazon
Once in a Lifetime Yard Sale
The Garage Sale You've Been Waiting For
If you only go to one sale all year...come to our garage sale. You'll be glad you did.
We Have What You're Looking For!
You will be like, "Shut up and take my money!"
Epic Yard Sale
World's Greatest Garage Sa...
Life Changing Yard Sale
Rain Or Shine
Hidden Gems in Stratford
Last Chance Yard Sale
Estate Sale - Final Days!
Garage Sale Treasure Trove!
Yard Sale - 50 Plus Years of Accumulating




GARAGE SALE HEADLINES FOR BARGAIN HUNTERS

Bargains Galore! 
Pay What You Want Garage Sa...
Prices So Low It's Scary
Yard Sale With Actual Yard Sale Prices
Everything's Priced to Sell
No Reasonable Offer Refused! End of Season Yard Sale
Half-Price Garage Sa...
Nothing Over $5
Attn Resellers! This Sale's For You!
Pay-What-You-Can Yard Sale
Hagglers Welcome
Name Your Price!
Low Ballers and Earlybirds Welcome
Is it a Yard Sale or a Really Inexpensive Department Store? Come see for yourself!
Almost As Cheap As Dumpster Diving
We've Hit Rock Bottom! (Our Prices, not us.)
Hello Deals.
Everything's a Dollar Yard sale
Cheap! Cheap! Prices! (Pic of baby chick)
You won’t find lower prices anywhere
Lowest Prices in Town
Are You Ready to Wheel-n-Deal?
Final Day. 50% OFF Everything in the Yard
Shockingly Good Deals
Fill-a-Bag for $5 Bucks!
Blowout Sale! Rugs Galore!
Yard Sale with Rock Bottom Prices
Yard Sale!!! Fair prices!
Last Minute Yard Sale - No Reasonable Offer refused



HEADLINES FOR REALLY BIG YARD SALES

You're going to need a bigger trunk
Mega Yard Sale
The Mother of All Yard Sales
Massive Garage Sale - Decades of Collecting
Shopaholic Repents. Mega Garage Sale
Huge Garage Sale Treasure Hunt
3-Car Garage Sale
A Whale of a Sale
Lots of Loot!
Treasures Galore
Extrava-Giant Yard Sale
Freakin' Huge Yard Sale (credit: Jenn, Disboards.com)
Too Much Stuff Sale
Yard Sale - Our Biggest, Ever!
Giant Liquidation Yard Sale
Colossal Yard Sale
Ginormous Garage Sa...
Humongous Yard Sale
We have what you're looking for!
Dis Is Da Big one! (pic of Fred Sanford clutching his heart)
Enough Tools, Trim & Tires to Make a Grown Man Cry
Grandma's 1st Yard Sale
Huge Garage Sale - Lots of [furniture (items/category with a lot of items you have for sale)
Super Huge Garage Sale
Everything You Ever Wanted
26 Years of Stuff
Loaded Garage Sa...
Week-Long Yard Sale
Huge First-Time Yard Sale
Over 200 Items of Nice Women's Clothing!
A Lifetime of Collectibles
Lot-n-Lots of Antiques
Large Garage Sale - Tools, Household & More
Large Multi-Family Clean-Out
Colossal Closet Clean-Out!! 
Monster Make Offer Sale
BEHEMOTH Sale with Thousands of Items at Rock Bottom Prices


CATCHY GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

Cool shade and Lemonade
Décor Galore! Yard Sale
Yard Sale! Yard Sale! Yard Sale!
The Crazy Yard Sale Lady is at it Again!
Nothing You Need, Everything You Want
Ripe for Picking! Garage & Home Cleanout
Nifty Thrifty Garage Sa...
Fab Finds
Yard Sale, Baby!
The Best Junk for Your Trunk
Keep Calm and Garage Sa... On
Pretty, Sparkly Things
Making Room for More Stuff
Hafta Have It YS
Fresh Finds!
Junk and Gems
Wicked Good GS
Yard Sales & Cocktails
Tools and Jewels
Pennies on the Dollah Will Make You Hollah
Everything Must Go. No offer too low.
Weekend-long Sell-a-thon
Your Treasure Awaits
Yard Sale Extravaganza
Come shop 'till you drop
Crazy Good Garage Sa...
Yahd Friggin’ Sale
Our Stuff Could Be Your Stuff
Buy Felicia.
Yard Sale - It's a doozy!
Yard Sale Bonanza
Fairy Tale Yard Sale

CRAP HEADLINES

Our Crap Could Be Your Crap
More Crap You Don't Need
Awesome Crap This Way (with arrow)
Crap you don't need but secretly want
Classy Crap This Way
Crap You May Need!
Baby Crap Galore
Better Crap than the Neighbor's Crap
You Won't Believe How Much Crap We're Selling
Holy Crap! We're Having a Garage Sale!
Best Crap, Ever!



JUNK IN THE TRUNK HEADLINES

Junk in the Trunk Sale
Put Our Junk in Your Trunk
Lots of Good Junk for Your Trunk
Best Junk for Your Trunk
Junk You Need
Come Fill Your Trunk with Good Junk
Junk in Your Trunk Yard Sale
Junk You'll Want in Your Trunk
Vintage Antique Sale - Lots of Cool Junk and an Occasional Trunk
Junk You Totally Need




CREATIVE GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

** [GS] = Garage Sale [YS] = Yard Sale
Cool stuff. Hot prices.
Hear that? This [YS] is calling your name.
Calling All [YS] Junkies!
[GS]. Husband is a Hoarder
Just Married. All His Stuff Must Go
Haunted [GS] (scary good deals) 
Divorce [GS] - Hurry Before Spouse Gets Home
Awesome [YS] This Way (arrow)
Too cute to be this broke...Dodging eviction...Huge designer brands sale
Stuff  You Actually Want to Buy - Metro [YS] - This Fri and Sat
[YS] Alert!
One Last Sale For The Season
Everything You Never Knew You Wanted
Nothing You Need, Everything You Want
Decades Revisited [YS] - Revisit All of Your Favorite Decades 20's 50's 70's 80's and 90's
Clear Skies After 11am - Come to our [GS]
Picker's Delight
Old School [GS]
Awesome Stuff Ahead (sign)
Find Your Treasure Here
Not Your Grandma's [GS]
New to You [YS]
Not Your Regular [GS]
The Michael Jordan of Garage Sales
Good Ol' Fashioned [GS]
[YS] & Cornhole Tournament
Your husband called. He said to check out the great garage sale at (location.)
_____ (# of years) years of my accumulation and husband's frustration up for sale at our Yard sale this weekend. (Credit: Terry, ThriftyFun.com)
My Mom Purged
Simon Says Come to Our [YS]
Mr. and Mrs. Packrat clean out after 10 years! 
I've cleaned closets, cupboards and drawers. Now my treasures can be yours. All like new. (Credit: Liz Hickman, ThriftyFun.com)*
[YS] - Everything's in the Photos!
Attention Pickers and Flea Market Vendors!
Pre-Christmas [YS]
Junk You Need



GARAGE SALE THEMES / TYPE OF SALE HEADLINES

TRADITIONAL THEMES

** [GS] = Garage Sale   [S] = Sale

Downsizing [GS]
Merging Houses [GS]
Newlywed's [GS]
Kids [GS]
Christmas in July [S]
Leaving the Country [S]
Make Offer [GS]
We've Been Deployed [GS]
Divorce [GS]
Clean & Organized [GS]
Baby on the Way [GS]
Emptying the Attic [GS]
Yard Estate Sale
Spectacular Spring [YS]
Living Estate Sale
Bookworm's Paradise
Family [GS] and Free Stuff
Tools, Vintage Collectibles [GS]
Boho Shabby Farmhouse [GS]!!
House Cleanout
Shed Cleanout
Urgent Cleanout [GS]
Name Your Price [GS]
Moving Out of State [GS]
Spring Fling [GS]
Newlyweds Merging Households
Real Man's [GS]
Guys' [GS]
Girly Girl's [GS]

FUNNY/CREATIVE GARAGE SALE THEME HEADLINES

Spoiled Kids Yard [S]
Naughty Kids Yard [S]
Bitter Divorce [S]
Dear John Divorce [S]
Rent's Due [S]
Shopaholic's Yard [S]
Kids Need Braces [S]
Wife is Making Me  or Husband is Making Me Yard [S]
Your Mother Said to Pick the Very Best [YS]... and we're it!
Hoarder's [S]
Lost Job [YS]



Garage Sale Headlines


VINTAGE GARAGE SALE HEADLINES

**  Sa... = Sale
Great Garage and Antique Sa...
Pretty, Vintagey Things for Sa...
Blast From the Past!
Oldies But Goodies Up for Grabs
Retro Rummage
Groovy [GS]
Antique Treasures & Vintage Junk
Fantastic Vintage Bargains!
[YS] - Antiques and More!
[GS] - Lots of Vintage Items and household goods
Vintage [GS] - Old. used things, stuff, trash, treasures
All Kinds of Cool Vintage Finds!
Vintage Heaven
Golden Oldies [GS]
Vintage & Antique [YS]
Vintage Barn Sa...
Attic Cleanout
Grandma's Treasures
Step Back in Time
Vintage Attic Sa...

HOBBYIST'S DREAM HEADLINES  

(Name of Hobby)'s Dream Garage Sale

** ... = Garage Sale

Star Wars Collector's Dream ...
Retro Lover's Dream ...
Do It Yourselfer's Dream ...
Crafter's Dream ...
Gardener's Dream ...
Home School Mom's Dream ...
Bargain Hunter's Dream ...
Expecting Mom's Dream ...
Fashionista's Dream ...
Gamer's Dream ...
Handyman's Dream ...
Home Improvement Lover's Dream ...
Foodie's Dream ...
Soccer Mom's Dream ...
Working Mom's Dream ...
Home Decorator's Dream ...
Antique Lover's Dream ...
Sewist's Dream ...
Scrapbooker's Dream ...
Computer Nerd's Dream ...

IRREVERANT GARAGE SALE HEADLINES  

SEX...Now that we have your attention, check out our [GS]
Snooze You Lose [GS]... 1 Day Only
Psycho Grandma’s [GS]
Grandpa Finally Died
Desperate People Selling Desperate Things
Get This Friggin' Stuff Out Of My House
Dead People's Stuff
Free Beer
Better Stuff than the Neighbors' Stuff
Hoarders Paradise Ahead
I Left My Wife & Kids Sa...
Things the Ex Didn't Get in the Divorce
IRS Sale - Come Buy Our Stuff Before the IRS Takes It
Mediocre [GS]...

GARAGE SALE MEMES

I Like Big Sales
We’ve Got Gadgets and Gizmos Aplenty (Little Mermaid)
X-Wife [GS]
Y U No [GS]? Buy Everything?
Hey passerby! Y U no stop at [GS]?
Yarrrrrrrrd Sale (Pirate or cat with eyepatch)
Hello. Is it deals you're looking for? (Lionel Richy)
I pity the fool who doesn't come to this [GS] (Mr. T)
Stop at this [GS] you must. (Yoda)
Garage Thale (Mike Tyson)
Oh sh*t! A [GS]! (pile of poop)
I don't always go to yard sales, but when I do, I turn here (arrow and the Most Interesting Man in the World)
Treat Yo' Self
[GS]. Cash me ousside.
I Like Big Sales and I Cannot Lie
OMG... Becky look at her sale. It's SO BIG!
Keep Calm and Come to Our [GS]
Hey Girl I'm headed to this [GS]... Let's go buy something together. (Ryan Gosling)
Hey Girl I'm headed to this [GS]... Let's get you out of those old clothes. (Ryan Gosling)
Life is like a [GS]. You never know what you're gonna get (Forest Gump)
Bring your kids. Bring your wife. 'Cause we are selling everything out here.
Ermagerd! A yerd serl.