FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK Retired Uterus

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 — Nikki Morris, Blog Her              

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  

I know one thing.

FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK: oops

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale"

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this kid's parents are out of town. Someone should warn the poor guy to expect them home early. That's what happens in

YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Maybe you shouldn't sell Coke

Just sayin'.

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Made ya look!

Ha! Ha! Made ya look! According to Yale University, the word S-E-X grabs just about everyone's attention. It's one of the ten most powerful words in the English language. The question is, would you go to this Garage Sale?

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Hooked on Phonics

Someone apparently told this sign-maker that "Garage Sale" is spelled just like it sounds. Remember "Hooked on Phonics?"  Hey, that's how I learned to read and spell.  ;)

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GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Southern Style

What? That's how we pronounce it down South. ;)

Funny Garage Sale Signs: Mike Tyson

Now THIS is a funny garage sale sign! How do you think Mike Tyson would feel about it?  Would you put this sign in your yard?

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Hey Girl

Nothing funny about this! I couldn't resist a garage sale sign with a personal invitation from the very hunky Ryan Gosling. Could you? 

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GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Which state?

A state sale? Which state, I wonder. Oklahoma? Texas?

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Fabio

Nothing brings the girls to the yard quite like a life-size cut-out of Fabio.