Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."
— Nikki Morris, Blog Her
(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party? How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?
I know one thing.
