FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK Retired Uterus

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 — Nikki Morris, Blog Her              

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  

I know one thing.

She had me at "Free Printable Yard Sale Sign Download "

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FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK: oops

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale"

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this kid's parents are out of town. Someone should warn the poor guy to expect them home early. That's what happens in