My personal collection of unusual, unnecessary and just plain weird or funny Garage Sale finds
You can find incredible deals on so many useful things at garage sales, but you won't find any in this post! Today I'm all about funny garage sale finds - you know, those weird, unusual or funny items found at Garage Sales that for whatever reason make us laugh... a lot.
Saving pics of funny garage sale finds is an occupational hazard of mine and I thought it was high time to share my collection with you.
1. Dogs Pooping Calendar (2021 edition)
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Same crap. Different day.
2. Creepy Purse That Watches You
Theft deterrent?
3. Fish Flops
Seems fishy to me.
4. The Infamous Titty Frog
Poor thing looks cold.
5. This planter fail
Look again. It says "herbs."
6. Tin Foil Hat for Cats
Doubles as a lid for canned food in case you lose the original.
7. Umbilical Cord Phone Charger
Some of my favorite funny garage sale finds are products that shouldn't exist.
8. Crochet Exorcist Dolls
9. Raw Meat Illustrated Blanket
Fresh from the meat market!
10. Gothic Baby Statuary
If Rosemary's Baby had a twin (and creepy cousins.)
11. This Disturbing Chair
If you look up 'weird garage sale finds' in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of this chair.
12. Dad's Funeral Video
I'd bet money someone bought this.
13. Toothy Shoes
Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth?
14. Sea Shells Playing Cards
Go fish.
15. Japanese Hair Net
Keeps your hair out of your food and your friends on the opposite side of the cafeteria pretending they don't know you.
16. Human Hair
Is it me, or does this look like someone just picked up whatever hair was on the kitchen floor after an amateur haircut?
17. Poop Diary
Everybody poops. But not everybody sells their poop diary at a garage sale.
18. My First Fire
Just kidding! It's a prank gift box. (What I would give to be a fly on the wall when some Karen sees this!)
19. Holy Toast! Miracle Bread Stamper
No words.
20. Life-Size Cat Purse
Purrrfect for any cat lady
21. Sixteen Valentines (with 16 pencils)
YOU get a pencil...YOU get a pencil...you all get pencils!
22. OH OH OH! Dyslexic Christmas Craft Fail
<shrug> Maybe Santa's back hurts from climbing up and down all those chimneys.
23. High Heel Cell Phone Holder
What? No one's ever told you your phone looks more attractive in heels?
24. Battery Operated Ice Cream Cone Rotator
Because manually twisting an ice cream cone is exhausting.
25. Sourdough Bread Gloves
Best thing since sliced bread!
26. Beard Beanie
Caution: This product is contraindicated for guys with any desire to hook up with a female.
27. Shower Sponge Mic
Get soap in your eyes and you'll nail the high notes.
28. Eminem Dolls
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
29. Donald Trump Mug Shot
The jury's in! Donald Trump takes THE BEST mug shots.
And...
Last, but certainly not least
<drum roll>
30. People of Wal Mart Adult Activity Book
Cracking up.... People of Wal Mart ... my personal favorite :-)
No need to wait for a garage sale. You can get a brand new People of Wal Mart Activity Book on Amazon. (After I saw this one I bought three for Christmas gifts. They were a big hit!)
Now it's your turn. Tell us about your funny Garage Sale finds in a comment. Post pics if you've got them! I would love to hear from you.
— Thanks for laughing with me !
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