FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS: That's Cold, Dude!

FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS (CRAIGSLIST-GARAGE-SALES.COM) - It's true that "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but a bro exploiting another bro's exploits? That's cold, man.

 

FUNNY GARAGE SALE AD - Meet Katy Perry

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The Large Print Giveth. The Small Print Taketh Away

When I first saw this tongue-in-cheek garage sale ad I was afraid 10-year-old girls eager to meet their idol would turn out in droves for this sale, only to be bitterly disappointed when Katy Perry didn't show.

Friday Funny - How to measure your fabric stash

Sounds about right!

Friday Funny: Garage Sale Leftovers

Or... I could schedule an appointment with the Salvation Army donation truck to come to me. ;-)

FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS: Worse than the Peloton ad

FRIDAY FUNNY: Don't worry. it's not dirty. But if you think the Peloton stationary bike ad is sexist, wait 'till you see this!

GARAGE SALE HUMOR: Hurry there's a Yard Sale!

Know the feeling? Thank you for sharing it! :-) This one went viral!

FRIDAY FUNNY - Don't try this at home

I don't know if it's intuition or common sense, but something tells me this can't end well.

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: One haggle.

Meanwhile, at a friendly neighborhood garage sale near you... 

FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK Retired Uterus

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 — Nikki Morris, Blog Her              

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  

I know one thing.

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Huge Trump Sale

"Making garage sales great again is going to be yuge" — Donald Trump

FUNNY: Junior's first Craigslist ad!

FRIDAY FUNNY ― Smart cookie, this kid!

Confession: The ugly truth about my garage sale obsession

FRIDAY FUNNY ― Forgivable? I'll let you know after the hubby reads this post. I think he'll be pretty understanding. He's good like that.

FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS: Ghost of Garage Sales Past

FRIDAY FUNNY GHOST STORY - Here's something I didn't expect to find for sale on Craigslist - a real, live ghost in a jar! (Or should I say, "dead?") And not just any ghost, mind you, but the ghost of former (...)

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: My husband made me do it!

Silly husbands. Don't they know that a yard sale will only make room for 'brand new stuff' their wives will buy to replace the 'old stuff' they sold at the yard sale? "My husband made me do it" is the perfect excuse!

FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS: Couch has gone to the dogs

FRIDAY FUNNY: I hate to dog a fellow Oklahoman, but this Craigslist ad really bites!

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Hello Lionel Richie

♫ ♩ "Hello! Is it deals you're looking for?" ♪

Why yes, Lionel Richie. I'm quite the Penny Lover (pincher, I mean.)

FRIDAY FUNNY: Michelle Obama's "Moving Sale"

(FRIDAY FUNNY) 300 minutes — barely more than two minutes per room — is all the time allotted for Barack and Michelle Obama's  final exodus from the White House residence today before President Trump . . .

FUNNY VIDEO: Not Really a Garage Sale Guy

No garage sale here, man. Nope. Absolutely not.

GARAGE SALE HUMOR — We all know someone like him. For most of us, it's our eight-year-old who throws a fit when he catches mom trying to sell toys that he's outgrown. Then there's "Garage Sale Guy."

FUNNY CRAIGSLIST ADS: To heck with the keyboard!

FRIDAY FUNNY - Shout out to William Fleming (Jayhawkindy) in Franklin, Indiana. Your sense-of-humor ROCKS! With just one tweet, you turned an otherwise ordinary ad on Craigslist into a really funny Craigslist ad worth sharing. Here it is, featured this week as our Friday Funny Craigslist Ad:

FRIDAY FUNNY: Cats Love Craigslist

FRIDAY FUNNY - You know what they say... cats love Craigslist! And people love cats on Craigslist!  Remember Django-the-cat's Craigslist appearance?