GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: One haggle.

Meanwhile, at a friendly neighborhood garage sale near you... 

FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK Retired Uterus

Expectant moms should "befriend the
retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t
out of her house. Sometimes literally."

 — Nikki Morris, Blog Her              

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Ahhh the sweet smell of baby crap galore. Do you suppose they gave her a retirement party?  How about retirement benefits? You know, to compensate her for the fruits of her labor?  

I know one thing.

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Huge Trump Sale

"Making garage sales great again is going to be yuge" — Donald Trump

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: My husband made me do it!

Silly husbands. Don't they know that a yard sale will only make room for 'brand new stuff' their wives will buy to replace the 'old stuff' they sold at the yard sale? "My husband made me do it" is the perfect excuse!

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Hello Lionel Richie

♫ ♩ "Hello! Is it deals you're looking for?" ♪

Why yes, Lionel Richie. I'm quite the Penny Lover (pincher, I mean.)

FRIDAY FUNNY: Michelle Obama's "Moving Sale"

(FRIDAY FUNNY) 300 minutes — barely more than two minutes per room — is all the time allotted for Barack and Michelle Obama's  final exodus from the White House residence today before President Trump . . .

FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS OF THE WEEK: oops

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale"

(FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this kid's parents are out of town. Someone should warn the poor guy to expect them home early. That's what happens in

YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Maybe you shouldn't sell Coke

Just sayin'.

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Star Wars Crawl Parody

"May the Force be with you!" 

Well...it worked for George Lucas and Star Wars. <shrug>

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Crybaby

Come to my yard sale and "watch me cry..." 

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Dueling Yard Sale Signs

Oh, what's a garage sale shopper to do?.. You're faced with dueling garage sale signs: Sale vs. Better Sale. Which Garage Sale would you choose?

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YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Is it a yard sale, or...?

One of the more creative yard sale signs we've seen reads,  "Is it a Yard Sale or a really inexpensive department store? Come and see for yourself!" At the very least, I would feel compelled to stop by this yard sale and compliment the sign maker. How about you? Do creative yard sale signs motivate you to check out sales more than the average sign?

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Husband Shaming

"Husband shaming." It's like "Dog shaming," only for men. Or is that redundant?  (just kidding men.)

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Free Beer

My kind of Garage Sale! ;-) Do you suppose the person hosting this Garage Sale is hoping that a brewski or two will help Garage Sale shoppers loosen the grip on their wallets?

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Made ya look!

Ha! Ha! Made ya look! According to Yale University, the word S-E-X grabs just about everyone's attention. It's one of the ten most powerful words in the English language. The question is, would you go to this Garage Sale?

YARD SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Everyone's a critic

Some yard sale signs exaggerate. Evidently this yard sale was 'Just OK' and not an 'Awesome Yard Sale' as the sign advertised.

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What's the funniest garage sale sign you've seen lately? Send me a pic! If it makes me laugh, I'll post it for everyone to enjoy (and give you credit and a link!)

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• Calendar of City-Wide & Neighborhood Garage Sales

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• GARAGE SALE SIGN OF THE WEEK: Star Wars Crawl Parody
• GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK Made ya look
• GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK Dueling Garage Sale Signs

GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Hooked on Phonics

Someone apparently told this sign-maker that "Garage Sale" is spelled just like it sounds. Remember "Hooked on Phonics?"  Hey, that's how I learned to read and spell.  ;)

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GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Bargain Basement

Bargain basement? "Bargain for your life" seems more likely! I don't know about you, but something about this Garage Sale Sign gives me the creeps. 

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GARAGE SALE SIGN-OF-THE-WEEK: Southern Style

What? That's how we pronounce it down South. ;)

Funny Garage Sale Signs: Mike Tyson

Now THIS is a funny garage sale sign! How do you think Mike Tyson would feel about it?  Would you put this sign in your yard?