Expectant moms should "befriend the retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t out of her house. Sometimes literally....

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale" (FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this ki...

Just sayin'.

One of the more  creative yard sale signs   we've seen reads,   "Is it a Yard Sale or a really inexpensive department store...