Expectant moms should "befriend the retired uterus lady. She just wants that sh*t out of her house. Sometimes literally....

"I broke my parents' flat screen TV!! Please come to my Yard Sale" (FUNNY YARD SALE SIGNS) - Dollars to donuts this ki...

Just sayin'.

Ha! Ha! Made ya look!  According to Yale University,  the word S-E-X grabs just about everyone's attention. It's one of the ten...

Someone apparently told this sign-maker that "Garage Sale" is spelled just like it sounds. Remember " Hooked on Phonics ...

What? That's how we pronounce it down South. ;)

Now THIS is a funny garage sale sign! How do you think Mike Tyson would feel about it?  W ould you put this sign in your yard? ...

Nothing funny about this! I couldn't resist a garage sale sign with a personal invitation from the very hunky Ryan Gosling. ...

A state sale? Which state, I wonder. Oklahoma? Texas?

Nothing brings the girls to the yard quite like a life-size cut-out of Fabio .